The Tostito Song

Yinyu Gustafson

I am a tostito, not some boring old frito!

I like to live a cool life cooler than fro-yo!

I am a tostito, not a cool ranch dorito!

I was made for salsa, making you say amigo!

I am a tostito, not Donald Trump's ego!

Cuz he's like the bite of a mosquito!

I am a tostito, not some lameass casino!

Pardon my language, but I'm a tostito!

I am atostito, yes, I'm wearing a tuxedo!

Chips wearing suits won't ever get vetoed!

I am a tostito, never once a burrito!

I don't like to be close to the Home Depot!

I am a tostito, I'm not a placebo!

Drugs are dumb, I totally supersede those!

I am a tostito better than your mojito.

I'll blow your mind more than a torpedo.

I am a tostito, no need for incognito!

With me, you'll never need any libido.

I am tostito, not an outdated cheeto!

The puffs are good but I'm a tostito chip.

Ready to be exported on a ship!

I am a tostito!