I am a tostito, not some boring old frito!
I like to live a cool life cooler than fro-yo!
I am a tostito, not a cool ranch dorito!
I was made for salsa, making you say amigo!
I am a tostito, not Donald Trump's ego!
Cuz he's like the bite of a mosquito!
I am a tostito, not some lameass casino!
Pardon my language, but I'm a tostito!
I am atostito, yes, I'm wearing a tuxedo!
Chips wearing suits won't ever get vetoed!
I am a tostito, never once a burrito!
I don't like to be close to the Home Depot!
I am a tostito, I'm not a placebo!
Drugs are dumb, I totally supersede those!
I am a tostito better than your mojito.
I'll blow your mind more than a torpedo.
I am a tostito, no need for incognito!
With me, you'll never need any libido.
I am tostito, not an outdated cheeto!
The puffs are good but I'm a tostito chip.
Ready to be exported on a ship!
I am a tostito!