Calculus Song

Yinyu Gustafson

Calculus,

Oh it gives me so much stress.

Can't make me cry more than this.

Oh calculus.

Calculus,

Making my life such a mess.

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Oh calculus.

Calculus,

What an abyss,

Calculus.

Calculus,

My brain is now in a twist,

A frog's lips I'd rather kiss,

Than calculus.

Calculus,

A class I just want to dismiss.

This so-called brain stimulus,

Oh calculus.

Calculus,

Trigonometry, I reminisce.

Wish I could go back to that bliss

Compared to calculus.

Calculus,

My brain is going to dehisce.

Calculus,

It's no metamorphosis.

I can't feel an osmosis,

Oh calculus.

Calculus,

Don't wanna see another axis.

My thoughts slower than molasses.

There is no oasis.

Calculus,

I can't comprehend this.

Save me!

Calculus,

Calculus.